Fly, fly away home.
Zoë. 20. England.

Quit smiling, you’re supposed to be a professional!

ginnywheezy:

Like nothing's changed. Not true, of course. Everything's changed.

he just became like 50% carrot

  • it wont bother me.
    me:
  • *lies down*
    me:
  • it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
    me:

"What is up with Giving Tree here?”

#I am chandler

riversclara:

- You don’t have a job.

- I do!

You asked me if you’re a good man and the answer is…I don’t know.
But you try to be and I think that’s probably the point.

am I a good man ?

sanziene:

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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